Bank Holiday Mixed Greensome May 31st 2010.

( Congleton Chronicle Article)

New faces, new furnishings but same old outcome..
 
May welcomes blossom (especially at Astbury) and the first glimpses of summer but also the start of mixed golf events on Bank Holidays; where, this year, it is Muriel Fraser's turn to discard the political correctness and conventions of "significant others " and recklessly throw together random mixed pairings for 18 holes of golf and a relaxed meal afterwards.
 
The point about random pairings is that apart from forging many new and enduring friendships it should also ensure that everyone has the same chance of picking up a prize ( of which more later). The reality is that, for many, mixed golf of this kind has the potential in the early holes to somehow reduce your golfing mental and physical ability to such incompetence that you barely hit the ball straight. I am sure Freud would have something to say on the subject!
  
On May 31st 30 pairings took up the challenge once again and with some strong pairings emerging it was clear that there would be some hard scores to beat - and so it turned out. Out on the course the signs were that good scores were being assembled and this was confirmed on returning to the clubhouse.

This was the first mixed golf event where the membership could appreciate all the hard work that has gone into the refurbishment of the internals of the clubhouse - the redecoration and new furnishings look a treat and have really brought a new quality feel to the lounge, dining and bar areas - well done to those on house committee that have seen this through to such a fine conclusion - but especially to Gill Hodges and Eileen Murphy. 

After the group had shared another great Carvery meal from Patsy and Peter, Muriel highlighted some suspiciously obscure Scottish tartans that might be the source of the carpet design before moving on to announce the winners.

 
Once results were announced all this luxury of surroundings did not distract the more cynical members from noticing that a familiar face was yet again on the winner's podium, the old Official Measurer himself, Dr Nigel Hodges. This time partnered with Margaret Jones they returned an excellent 41 pts just beating Gill Hodges and Eric Johnston into 2nd place (on back 9). 3rd were Ann Barry and Bob Egerton on 40 pts. 
 
In their winner's speech and in a truly pathetic attempt to sound shocked and humble, Nigel ( who has now finished 3rd, 1st and 1st in this year's mixed events) attempted to transfer responsibility for the win onto Margaret's shoulders with some ludicrous concoction about her strong leadership and great playing. However the truth must also be that inside this highly professional, urbane facade there lies a tiger ( no, not that kind of Tiger) but a winner, a man to have in your corner --  but hang on! How come you only got  25 pts playing alone in the previous day's Stableford? We need answers !
 
We have to wait until August for the next event - but we all enjoyed this one immensely.

 

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Winners Nigel Hodges and Margaret Jones - 41 pts

Nigel meekly accepts the Winner's cheque from the Captain. Notice how easily it slips directly into his inside jacket pocket.

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Gill Johnson receives prize for nearest Pin on 11th

 

 

The results in full were

1st on 41 pts Margaret Jones  and Nigel Hodges  The picture shows Margaret and Nigel being presented with their prize by The Captain.

2nd on 41 pts  Gill Hodges and Eric Johnston (lost on back 9)

3rd on 40 pts Ann Barry and Bob Egerton

Nearest the Pin  on the 4th gentlemen -  Paul Collier

Nearest the Pin on the 11th Ladies - Gill Johnson

Nearest the Pin on the 8th in 3 shots - Gill Hodges and Eric Johnston

Nearest the Pin on the 13th in 2 shots - Karena Collier and Mark Foden

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